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Tag Archives: my velvet goldmine
Beagle Buddy
Wednesday, March 21, 2012
My favorite photos are always the ones in which I look like a creepy little elf. Or a hot goth chick, but creepy elf chic takes less effort.
A rather important instructional comic.
Saturday, December 11, 2010
For long centuries, the Genderati have hidden the location of the Fountain of Ambiguousness. It’s a conspiracy. The passive-aggressive public post is because, sadly, I heard about it later. And there’s no way the people who I know are doing this are the only ones. So Happy Holidays! I and other pangendered/ transgendered/ ungendered/ whateverly-gendered [...]
The Princess IS the Pirate
Sunday, September 12, 2010
(And after writing that subject line, now I want to see the old Bob Hope classic re-filmed with modern fetish, goth, and steampunk couture.) Last night I hit Sin City’s “Pirate Fetish Night” with a handful of friends. This is perhaps the best club costume I’ve worn yet. Special thanks to David (who suggested I [...]
Transition: hobo to Lady Gaga
Sunday, May 23, 2010
I didn’t look much like Lady Gaga, but it was close enough for most drunk people to figure out who I was, and then holler encouraging nonsense at me from blocks away. They were only excited because they didn’t see this photo: However, let’s not get ahead of ourselves. At the beginning of the evening, [...]
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Thursday, April 1, 2010
I haven’t gone to bed yet, so I’m pretending my post still counts. It’s more like Pangender Day of Visibility over here, though. Or maybe Ungender. Or Ilikemakeupanddinosaursboth. Whatever!