Two of my fingers are probably broken. I don’t know for sure because this third-world hellhole I live in doesn’t apply my taxes toward basic needs like GETTING MY BROKEN HAND X-RAYED but anyway, I know what you’re going to ask next. Go ahead, ask it. I’m going to lie, though. And also probably not [...]
Ahoy!Puss in Boots isn't really a pirate, but he smells as if he might be.
yo-ho-ho and 140 characters
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