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accessible vengeance act

Note: This version has slightly less swearing than my original Tumblr post. Because my mom reads this! Is your healthcare in jeopardy because of misogynist neo-Nazi hypocrite turdscum, which we apparently now spell “republicans”? This is a great SCREW YOU that isn’t a natural disaster sent by targeted witchcraft (though if you can do that, just go […]

Luckiest burglar EVER.

So at about 3:00 a.m. this morning, the dogs start barking, and i look out my window to see this. Actually, there were more cars, but since they were pointing all their lights at some dude on our porch, and i had NO idea why he was there or whether he was armed, i didn’t […]

Pit Bull Tuesday: Baby Saves Her Family

“There were flames shooting down the hallway,” said Westenberger. “If Baby hadn’t woken Evelyn up, I don’t think either one of us would have come out of it.” The women escaped, but their other five dogs were scared and stuck inside, so once again, Baby came to the rescue. Read the full article here. There’s […]

Big-Tittied Chainmail Lady (surprisingly, NSFW!)

For those of you who don’t know what the SFWA Bulletin is, it’s a newsletter for members of the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America. We’ve had to work pretty hard over the years to have our work taken seriously, since many people are still dismissive of “spaceships and unicorns.” SFWA is a bit […]

You Look Like an Artist

If it doesn’t play, click here. For legal purposes, I insist this didn’t actually happen. All characters are entirely fictional and so are the things they say. And the fact that they’re furries, which definitely is not how it happened. I mean, didn’t happen.

Yachticopter, dogs & prom

We went looking for the great horned owl that lives at the marina. Every time I bring my camera, it’s conspicuously absent, but when I’m unprepared and have only a cell phone, then the stupid featherbucket hangs around all photogenically on the yardarms of sail boats. The above photo was taken a couple months ago, […]

Neighborhood Watch needs a new sign, please

I went to see Hunger Games last night. Fabulous. Except this photo I took in the lobby with my phone: 20th Century Fox (and you too, Regal Cinemas), I know you set up the advertising campaign for your movie a long time ago, months or even years in advance. But due to recent events, I […]

Holiday Charity Warning!

Recently, someone on my Twitter feed retweeted a screenshot of the Salvation Army website which emphasized one paragraph. The Salvation Army has an official stance on homosexuality, which is that I and all my fellow ten percenters are doomed to a painful eternity in Satan’s private theater, wearing feather boas fashioned of hot coal and […]

I Think I Know (3 Things)

The day I get cancer and I have to pay for the treatment out of pocket is the day I’ll stop behaving.

His glassy essence, like an angry ape

Drama in a nutshell: Subterranean Press published some homophobic Shakespeare fanfic by Orson Scott Card. The Internet is angry. One of my friends thinks we should boycott Subterranean. Another of my friends thinks we should all buy gay books. Some hilarious person on Twitter suggested the proper response was to rewrite Ender’s Game, Card’s most […]