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Metal For Two Weeks

Two of my fingers are probably broken. I don’t know for sure because this third-world hellhole I live in doesn’t apply my taxes toward basic needs like GETTING MY BROKEN HAND X-RAYED but anyway, I know what you’re going to ask next. Go ahead, ask it. I’m going to lie, though. And also probably not [...]

NaNoWriMo 2012: Because It’s Fun

One of the best parts about NaNoWriMo: hanging out with and meeting other people who want to write a novel in a month. I hang out with “real” writers all the time, people who consistently finish and often publish their work. And they’re different. The NaNoWriMo crowd has those people, of course (hi! me!) but [...]

He’s going to regret kissing me on camera.

…Everyone always does.

Smooch!

Making Monsterpede: Self-publication

I started a new project called “Monsterpede.” I plan to self-publish it, so I’m free to bore you with openly document the process here. This first post in the series I make about “Monsterpede” is going to be about self-publishing, which I declare, right now, is one of the best things about living in the [...]

F5ing the #clarionwest hashtag

If you don’t want to watch the video, I paraphrased it in the rest of the post:

How I Didn’t Get Robbed

At about 9:30 p.m. my boss calls to let us know that there’s been a string of robberies in the past few days. The perpetrator was a Caucasian male in black clothes who told the clerks he had a bomb hidden under his clothes; alternately, he would show them a butcher knife. Now, I don’t [...]