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Metal For Two Weeks

Two of my fingers are probably broken. I don’t know for sure because this third-world hellhole I live in doesn’t apply my taxes toward basic needs like GETTING MY BROKEN HAND X-RAYED but anyway, I know what you’re going to ask next. Go ahead, ask it. I’m going to lie, though. And also probably not [...]

Big-Tittied Chainmail Lady (surprisingly, NSFW!)

For those of you who don’t know what the SFWA Bulletin is, it’s a newsletter for members of the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America. We’ve had to work pretty hard over the years to have our work taken seriously, since many people are still dismissive of “spaceships and unicorns.” SFWA is a bit [...]

You Look Like an Artist

If it doesn’t play, click here. For legal purposes, I insist this didn’t actually happen. All characters are entirely fictional and so are the things they say. And the fact that they’re furries, which definitely is not how it happened. I mean, didn’t happen.

Fat Jokes

This happened almost word for word. If anyone gets mad at me for making comics about fat jokes, this will be SO META. We’ll understand if you never want to talk to us again. But we’re going to make fun of you behind your back, and draw devil horns and a mustache on your picture [...]

this is why I’m so popular

The Journal of Exuberantly Bad Fiction

…is a real thing. There’s finally a paying market for that erotic unicorn spy thriller you wrote when you were twelve. Of course, I had to go digging through my old work and see what horrible things I had written. When I was twenty, I came up with this idea for a novel about vampirates, [...]

He’s going to regret kissing me on camera.

…Everyone always does.

Brainstorming Party

Fun fact! At least 37.5% of my critique group is this immature. (This is the very end of our brainstorming session. My notes are scribbled under the busy lizards.) Thanks again, Spencer and Sam, for helping me figure out an important convergence between theme and plot. <3 Oh, and for letting me get this photo [...]

Morning View

Don’t believe me? Let’s zoom in:

Dirty dirty, Popcap!