I dismantled most of it with a pair of scissors, a mallet, and a crowbar, but Seamus cut out a piece of the frame with his reciprocating saw. (We’ll look at that in a minute.) Hanzo was mostly okay with the destruction of his favorite piece of furniture–after all, he started it. By week [...]
I’ve been trying to make it to Dr. Sketchy’s Anti-Art School for something like two years, and FINALLY, tonight I went with two of my co-workers. Katie just met me like a week ago, so I thought it would be fun to dress in drag and see if she recognized me. To spoil all my [...]
One of my cats (Captain Henry Every of The Fancy) is a moron with faulty depth perception who will stalk and spring at birds from twenty feet away. He has never caught anything that wasn’t already dead for years before he found it. One of my cats (Butch) is even stupider, and she isn’t at [...]
Every year, my boyfriend wants the same thing for his birthday, and last year it was such a flop I feel compelled to make it a success this year! He wants all his friends, and friends of friends, to make Seamus Day signs and post photos of themselves marching on the sidewalk or the street [...]
We’re like Aquaman’s less-impressive cousins, who save sealife from peril but can’t speak with it, so mostly it just thinks we’re trying to eat it and responds violently. You remember the BB gun with a crab inside? We found more crabs in danger on Tuesday! The tide was out further than we’ve ever seen, and [...]
On Saturday, Tod and I hopped into 1314‘s car and headed down to Docking Bay 93, a comic book store which always has artists draw free sketches for kids on Free Comic Book Day. The writer & artist for Kat-Nap was also there, though Greg was lucky enough not to have to sit through me [...]
Wednesday, April 25, 2012
The other day when we were at the beach, Seamus found a pistol among the rocks at low tide. Of course at first we were like, “Cool! MURDER WEAPON!” but it was just a BB gun, so if it murdered anything I guess it was a frog or the integrity of a road sign or [...]
It really is a nude beach, but the photographic evidence will end with Adam’s bare foot, which is here to show you the sheer size of this red sea cucumber (Parastichopus californicus): It was flattened and the top of it was dry. We were afraid it was dead until we touched it, but then it [...]
Wednesday, April 11, 2012
“Chuckanut Falls” is really just a “Chuckanut fall,” and it’s not even deep enough to drown in. I’m pretty sure rich people have showers with higher water pressure. That said, there’s something bad-ass about a waterfall so small that you can go stand in it without a deathwish. Also, it didn’t pick a bad location [...]
