Photo by John Poor
I didn’t look much like Lady Gaga, but it was close enough for most drunk people to figure out who I was, and then holler encouraging nonsense at me from blocks away. They were only excited because they didn’t see this photo:
(You don't want to know. But you can probably guess.)
However, let’s not get ahead of ourselves. At the beginning of the evening, I looked like this:
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