Calamity Cove

I'm thoughtful. And CLASSY.

All joking cat sex aside, my mother is amazing. She’s good at anything she tries to do. She can craft, garden, cook, sew, sculpt, collage, paint, fix up old antiques to look less crappy than they really are, and she is an unending fount of intuitive patience for those she loves (and even those she doesn’t). There’s more, but I don’t want to make you feel bad about yourself compared to how great my mom is.

Here, let me show you a photo!

You can see where I learned my classiness.

All right, all right. Maybe this is a good time to show you this photo. You can see by the way she’s looking at me that she’s used to me posting those other things, and yet she still loves me. Best mother ever!

Classy women like this can easily pretend I'm not their least favorite child.

(BTW I took that photo of those cats last year and I’ve been waiting for a chance to use it. And no, they’re not my cats, who are spayed and neutered because I am responsible like my Mom taught me to be.)