This ex-garage that i live in was converted with a lot of hard work from my friends/landlords/housemates, so i wanted to try and preserve their new floor as best i could. (Also, Hanzo’s legs are wobbly, so he doesn’t do well on slick laminate.) Thanks to my lovely father ❥ i now have two new rugs which have cool abstract b/w art on them and do not smell like spiteful cat pee (Butch, your legacy is intact).
Every and Briar helped me flatten the rugs out:
Briar doesn’t lie in the sun much because she overheats easily and Every mostly stays indoors to preserve his goth cred, but Hanzo loves the sun. Not just because he’s vain, but probably also because when the sun hits his glistening white coat he glows like a magical unicorn.
Hanzo’s summer plan:
Hanzo is not a unicorn. I think his list would look really different if he was. (You know what unicorns never do? Burst through a babygate and root around in the litterbox before chowing on fresh kitty roca.) However, i’m pretty sure Pickles doesn’t know he’s not a unicorn.
These photos make it look like Briar has a mouth defect that prevents her from retracting her tongue all the way, like some kind of silly lizard. I guess if Hanzo gets to be a unicorn, Briar gets to be a dragon. Well, maybe just a wyvern.