Cory Skerry sneaks into your room at night and writes stories. There’s really no reason to do it in your room--he could probably do it just as easily in the barn where he keeps his collection of kidnapped celebrities--but he likes the sound of your breathing.

Click here for a really tiny bibliography, an enormously long biography, and grotesquely fascinating skeleton keys.

A blog with a disproportionately high amount of drag queen and pit bull photos. (So far, no pit bulls in drag.)

All the animals escaped before the zoo even went up, but they’re slowly being returned by kind patrons like you... Hurry, before they get hit by a car!

S.E.E.D. is dedicated to collecting firsthand accounts from witnesses of anomalous activity, even and especially in direct defiance of government suppression efforts.

Someday plunderpuss will have his brain transplanted into a giant octopus body so he can make comics and illustrations with his own ink. He promises to be very responsible with his tentacles and not even slightly shipwrecky. Pinky swear.

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