Cory Skerry sneaks into your room at night and writes stories. There's really no reason to do it in your room--he could probably do it just as easily in the barn where he keeps his collection of kidnapped celebrities--but he likes the sound of your breathing.
Click here for a really tiny bibliography, an enormously long biography, and grotesque skeleton keys.
A blog with a disproportionately high amount of drag queen and pit bull photos. (So far, no pit bulls in drag.)
All the animals escaped before the zoo even went up, but they’re slowly being returned by kind patrons like you... Hurry, before they get hit by a car!